Yeah, that picture. I just got out of the water. Shrinkage is real. While the critically acclaimed actor has stayed mum on the subject, his Prometheus co-star, Charlize Theron, not-so-subtly shared her thoughts on Fassbender and his nude scene in Shame when accepting her Ally for Equality Award, presented to her by the actor, at the Human Rights Campaign Gala.
Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. And then he gets specific.
A very quotable, jaw-droppingly honest, hilarious, fairly introspective pig. But a pig nonetheless. He did a lengthy interview with Playboy in which he discussed his racist penis, having sex with Jessica Simpson , dropped an n-bomb and much much more.
Sure, John Mayer 's sorry and sorrier , but where's the apology from his penis? Because, make no mistake, that's the guy who got Mayer into trouble. If you read the offending Playboy interview—the whole thing, and not just the pulled-apart pull quotes —you'll find Mayer is a lovesick puppy who's on a Sally Field -ian mission to be liked, and his penis is a cocky SOB who can't stop showing off. Even when he really, really, really should.