Defamer has a tipster who saw the film and says:. There is indeed shitloads of blue wang. Massive and circumcised. Which, I think, is important for everyone to know, especially if, as Snyder has said, there will be more screentime for the penis in the uncut snicker version of the movie. Look, Watchmen people — we know your fucking movie is coming out, all right? So quit right now before I give Alan Moore a plane ticket, a knife and your address.
And Messes With The Director. Is '47 Meters Down' on Netflix? Superhero movies are typically family affairs. But on the whole, even a weirdo franchise full of masturbation jokes like Guardians of the Galaxy still has a talking raccoon and tree in it, two characters that you can find on backpacks and lunchboxes in Target. Even the R-rated Deadpool is weirdly kid friendly, with plenty of action figures found in toy aisles despite starring in movies definitely not appropriate for children. Listen, comics have gotten even more confusing in the last few years. This was a comic with morally dubious heroes, extreme violence, rape, existential dread, and full-frontal superhero nudity.
Post a Comment. Saturday, March 7, Dr. The talk of the movie isn't about how Zack Snyder tried to tackle Watchmen when the creator of the famous novel said it will suck, or why has the Watchmen project had been floating around Hollywood for 20 years and never made , the rumble is about the giant blue penis.
It's a murder mystery! It's got superheroes you've never heard of! It's totally deep and way metaphysical! It's an '80s period piece, with Richard Nixon and a giant blue naked guy!