Naked sport enthusiast Herbert Fendt was bathing in a lake in Augsburg, Germany when he felt a sharp tug on the tip of his tiddler. At first the bare-bottomed naturalist thought he had snagged his throbbing member on some water plants but quickly realised the severity of the situation. After spotting a fisherman at the shore, terrified Herbert reportedly screamed at him to stop tugging on his manhood. Do not pull! The German nudist had to cycle home with the hook gored through his baby-maker before driving to the nearest hospital to have it removed.
Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita will be ruing the size of his phallus after it caused him to foul during the qualifying rounds at the Rio Olympics. Ogita was attempting to clear a height of 5. As he began to drop back down toward the ground, his shin grazed the bar, causing it to wobble dangerously. But it was his penis that delivered the final blow. Despite clearing the height on his second attempt, the Japanese athlete was only able to make a height of 5.
The year-old lost his manhood which remained stuck on the railing along with his ripped jeans. Locals in Kuznetsk rushed to photograph the torn-off todger still impaled on the fence, with images posted on social media sites. Cops confirmed the incident to Progorod58 local news website. In July we reported the harrowing moment a naked man who was allegedly "high on acid" cut off his penis before he rampaged through the streets covered in blood.
Top definition. Impale unknown. To drive a long, sharp object , like a harpoon or a spear , through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.