Sometimes with literal shit involved. Often with literal shit involved. Because I care about you. Before we embark on this carefully curated collection of def.
By Deoxyribo , March 15, in Off Topic. You're hitting it from behind and then you're about to stick in the wrong hole when she looks around and makes a high pitched Uh-Uh Uh-Uh. You're hitting it from behind and are about to finish. You spit on her back to make it seem like you've come, then when she looks around you surprise her and hit her right in the face. Funny, I thought the dolphin was when you took your shirt off and she no longer wanted to have sex with you..
Some things in life are better on repeat: Friends , perfectly sunny beach days, your trusty white manicure. Your sexcapades, though? Definitely not one of them. Even the hottest spark in the bedroom needs new sex positions to stoke the flames from time to time—otherwise things get boring, fast. In short, your brain craves newness, and especially for women, your brain is very involved in your excitement and satisfaction.
People find new and creative ways to have weird sex people 50 years ago would never have even thought up. The truth? You have to work hard in your relationship to bring something new and exciting to the table if you want to maintain a healthy life with your partner. Your sex life links to your health and your overall happiness in life.