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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Really great dirty jokes. You mean all those vile things about as much as you mean that scream when a roller coaster takes its first plunge. Here are 50 dirty jokes so hilariously nasty and vulgar they might just make you hide under your desk in embarrassment. A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. That was just an insect.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you. What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister. If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are
Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world.