Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest? A: The cow kicked him in the head! Q: What do you call a pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic! Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women?
With all of the social media outlets available to the modern football fan and the ease at which supporters can interact with their rivals there has been a large increase in one thing; shit football jokes. These are the memes, one-liners and hackneyed gags that are dredged up time and time again to give the impression of wit when in actual fact they are a sign of laziness. Here are the ten worst offenders. To be fair Spurs are turning the tide on this Roy Keane penned line. As an extension of this type of gag, 'Bottler' jokes can also be added into the lexicon of lazy football jokes. Again these will more than likely die of natural causes seeing as Arsenal don't look like securing the 'coveted' fourth place anytime soon. Unfortunately every time David De Gea makes a world class save which is often rival fans take to social media to make 'if only the fax machine didn't break' joke.
Hodge scored for Forest after only 22 seconds, totally against the run of play. Peter Lorenzo. Patricia began her job in a secondary school as a counsellor and she was keen to help the pupils.
Sala, 28, who signed for Cardiff City last week, is feared dead after the small private aircraft lost contact at 8. What is wrong with you people!? Thoughts with the players family and also the pilots. And anyone making jokes about it are sick scum!!! The plane's disappearance followed severe weather warnings about snow and ice issued across France.